(This is a joke) IN BREAKING NEWS: The Marine Corps has adopted the no Tat policy. In this bold move, it is Dishonorably discharging 80% of it’s current personnel due to this new “Clean or Out” program.
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Friday, August 05, 2005
Monday, August 01, 2005
Toilet Peril
One should never be made to make a decision such as the one I’m about to share with you: Where I work, there are two Male restrooms. One is downstairs, still within ‘hurry’ distance, and the other is just across the hall. You are probably thinking, ‘Where is the decision in that?’. Well this is where it gets interesting. Both are alright for number 1 traffic. No big deal, in and out. But number 2 is a different story. Here are the stats on both restrooms:
Upstairs: 3 stalls, one is out of order (Stall 2). Stall 1 never stops flushing (so when you wipe, your hand gets wet), Stall 3 will flush, so fast that it will actually make your pants wet.. no matter what.. (this thing gets distance) and the whole bathroom is pretty dirty. Although this bathroom is nice and warm. (See the next line for why this is an important statement)
Downstairs: 2 stalls, freezing cold, so cold that constipation is a natural reaction. On the upside, it is always clean and hardly anyone is ever in there so, if you are ‘loud’ you have the convenience. Again, it is down a flight of stairs.
Which would you choose?
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Upstairs: 3 stalls, one is out of order (Stall 2). Stall 1 never stops flushing (so when you wipe, your hand gets wet), Stall 3 will flush, so fast that it will actually make your pants wet.. no matter what.. (this thing gets distance) and the whole bathroom is pretty dirty. Although this bathroom is nice and warm. (See the next line for why this is an important statement)
Downstairs: 2 stalls, freezing cold, so cold that constipation is a natural reaction. On the upside, it is always clean and hardly anyone is ever in there so, if you are ‘loud’ you have the convenience. Again, it is down a flight of stairs.
Which would you choose?
Brute Force Spam
Here is the source of the email I got (new hacking sytle, brute force spamming) :
From - Mon Aug 01 00:51:54 2005
Received: from andylau.net (andylau-net.mr.outblaze.com [205.158.62.181])
by cpe-066-056-247-120.ec.res.rr.com (Postfix) with ESMTP id CACB489394
for <sgrduklhaergt@room362.com>; Sun, 31 Jul 2005 12:08:10 -0700
From: "Pancakes O. Making" <riel@andylau.net>
To: Sgrduklhaergt <sgrduklhaergt@room362.com>
Subject: hi
Date: Sun, 31 Jul 2005 12:08:10 -0700
Message-ID: <001101c59603$b5b7b45d$2c4260db@andylau.net>
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
X-Priority: 3 (Normal)
X-MSMail-Priority: Normal
X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook, Build 10.0.2616
Importance: Normal
X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000
X-AntiVirus: OK! AntiVir MailGate Version 2.0.1; AVE: 6.15.0.0; VDF: 6.15.0.6
X-RCPT-TO: <sgrduklhaergt@room362.com>
Status: U
X-UIDL: 412837401
<b>hi dude! i just wanted to test your e-mail</b></i>
Why would someone ‘test your email’ to a extremely random user?
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From - Mon Aug 01 00:51:54 2005
Received: from andylau.net (andylau-net.mr.outblaze.com [205.158.62.181])
by cpe-066-056-247-120.ec.res.rr.com (Postfix) with ESMTP id CACB489394
for <sgrduklhaergt@room362.com>; Sun, 31 Jul 2005 12:08:10 -0700
From: "Pancakes O. Making" <riel@andylau.net>
To: Sgrduklhaergt <sgrduklhaergt@room362.com>
Subject: hi
Date: Sun, 31 Jul 2005 12:08:10 -0700
Message-ID: <001101c59603$b5b7b45d$2c4260db@andylau.net>
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
X-Priority: 3 (Normal)
X-MSMail-Priority: Normal
X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook, Build 10.0.2616
Importance: Normal
X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000
X-AntiVirus: OK! AntiVir MailGate Version 2.0.1; AVE: 6.15.0.0; VDF: 6.15.0.6
X-RCPT-TO: <sgrduklhaergt@room362.com>
Status: U
X-UIDL: 412837401
<b>hi dude! i just wanted to test your e-mail</b></i>
Why would someone ‘test your email’ to a extremely random user?
Def Con Resolutions
To celebrate the close of DefCon 13 here are my…
New Defcon (14) Resolutions.
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New Defcon (14) Resolutions.
- Get l0gic a girl to take to Def Con
- Get duder out to the east coast
- Make and print Project Mentor T-Shirts to give away and wear to DefCon
- Creat a DCMar Group
- Watch Family Guy and Futurerama episodes as instructed by l0gic
- Get BFA w/ Card
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